Friday, October 5, 2007

A Weight off Their Shoulders...

One game down in the most expectation burdened season in recent New York Ranger history, and though it wasn't pretty for large parcels of time (read: Dear God what an awful, listless second period) the Blueshirts managed to come on strong late in the contest and come away with two standings points.



Anita Campos, a free agent signed by the Rangers after huge seasons in the Vera Cruz league, became bogged down with the expectations of the passionate Ranger fans. She was booed mercilessly every time she touched the puck for failing to produce as she did with other clubs.

More important than the victory alone, however, was the release of tension and stress that should accompany the 5-2 final score at the Garden Thursday night. The team, for one, can put behind a mediocre preseason and find comfort in the fact that when the chips are on the line, they're able to get the job done.

The outcome should also help alleviate that stress on a more microcosmic level. Four players were especially eager for strong starts in my eyes: Henrik Lundqvist, Petr Prucha, Chris Drury, and Marek Malik. The former two, young Ranger stars hampered by slow starts in their sophmore campaigns, while the two others had different incentives for a strong start.

Henrik Lundqvist, an individual clearly incensed at instances of imperfection, as is evidenced by the glare he shot at Brandon Dubinsky last night when the Panthers tied the game at one, kept the Rangers in the game with the clutch goaltending Ranger fans have come to expect from the 25 year old Swedish netminder. His focus and big saves last night point to performance far removed from his early season struggles from a year ago.

The Trumbull, Connecticut native and lifelong Ranger fan Chris Drury was on the big stage at Madison Square Garden for the first time in a meaningful game. The heavy weight of a city's longing for another Stanley Cup resting, at least partly on his back, Drury will be looked to all season for production both because of his successful history and because of the lofty dollar amounts next to his name on his 5 year Ranger contract. Sending home the rebound of a Jaromir Jagr backhand had to be a great release for the veteran center.

Petr Prucha's game tying wrist shot that found its way under the arm of Tomas Vokoun was huge both in its context in the game and in an equally important one for the young Czech. Last year, unable to find the back of the net despite often being in great scoring position with the puck, Petr became visibly frustrated at times. When he finally was able to get his scoring touch going in the ninth game of the season I'm pretty sure he either kissed his stick or thanked Jesus in heaven above for the help.










Obviously a tepid start would do nothing to boost his confidence.

Lastly, someone who probably sobs himself gently to sleep every night spent in New York from October until May, was in desperate need of some stability. Marek and his often non-chalant puckhandling often cause scores of drunken fans to bellow out a friendly "Malik Sucks" in between their seventh and eighth Budweisers. Malik, booed even during the pregame introductions for the season opener (which I thought ample cause to take away his skate laces)eventually got on the Garden faithful's good side as he racked up three assists and earned the game's third star. Somehow, intelligence filtered its way into the building and Malik was cheered for his accomplishments. Let's hope for his sake that the trend continues and Malik's occasional gambles are forgiven in exchange for his generally steady play.

This was clearly only one game but for four Rangers who constantly put pressure on themselves to perform to the best of their abilities, it was just the start they needed.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Five Most.. uhh Six Most.. uhm.. A Whole Bunch of Bastard-like Individuals in Our Sport

No one claimed hockey to be for the weak of heart. It has always, and will always, be a violent game reserved for those able to withstand absurd amounts of physical punishment. There is, however,--believe it or not non-hockey fans--a line that can be crossed. The next few guys can't even see the line at this point. It's some type of dark blur out in the distance on which a recent victim of their elbow or stick lies face-down and out cold.


  • Chris Neil

    • This clip is great evidence as to why players like Chris Neil shouldn't be in the league:



    • Chris Drury is one of the "good guys." He is soft-spoken, a leader by example and doesn't engage in cheap-shottery and the like. Neil's gutless blindside hit could very well have ended Drury's career when one thinks about all the players forced into retirement by concussions.


  • Sean Avery

  • If he's on your team, you love the guy. He bangs, he crashes and he gets opponents off their game. He's got underrated offensive skills and he's a gamer. He doesn't take a night off. If he isn't on your team, however, you think of him as a loud-mouthed, spineless waste of an NHL salary. His antics are well-documented as is the fact that he is the most hated player among NHLers. Here is some evidence as to why:

    • This is one of the dirtiest things I've ever seen Sean do and uhh, it's pretty dirty, even being done to soul-less Brendan Witt.





    • Avery's indifference about rubbing it into the other team's face. Something usually a prelude to a beating in the hockey world. I'm sure he got it at some time.



    Avery's game, if not his mouth, has changed since his time out West. People still hate him, but his focus in New York has been solely hockey... And broads. Possibly hookers. New York night-life and yes, hockey.



  • Chris Simon
    • This little bit of wholesome, family entertainment is brought to you by the little man in Chris' head who tells him to kill, kill, KILL! Observe:




    • How this man still finds teams willing to sign him in this league is mind boggling. He should have been banned for life for this most recent offense against Jarkko Ruutu:



  • Derian Hatcher


    • This guy's elbows should be doing time prison for aggravated assault. This guy headhunts like it's his job and specializes in this this friendly little move catching the puckcarrier coming around the net is his specialty.

    • Captain Asswipe at it again throwing his elbow of death in the direction of Jaromir Jagr's cerebellum.

    • The overt thuggery stops some but not all. On November 16th, 2005 Sidney Crosby was treated to some of the Hatcher Brand rough stuff, lost a few chicklets for his troubles, but ultimately came out victorious.



  • Cam Janssen


    • You don't need much more evidence than this ugly incident to realize Cam Janssen truly belongs on a list full of bastards. His exploits have even gotten him a prestigious place on a list of the Top Ten Most Evil People to have ever lived. He's somewhere between Hitler and Jim Rome.




  • Chris Pronger

    • Chris Pronger is one of the best defensemen in the game. There's no argument there, but he is also a throwback to a meaner time. This guy has no qualms with using his bionic elbows to unleash havoc upon the faces of would-be enemy attackers in his zone. Here are some of his charming exploits:




    • That jarring blow to Dean McAmmond (poor guy by the way, he must have a "cheap shot" target on his noggin) was bad news, but this was quite a bit worse. Take some classes at the Chris Simon school of goonery and this could be you:


    • Fans chime in with their take on the incident:


There you have it, just what you asked for, assorted videos of assorted bastards. Enjoy!

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I have no business doing this...

Well, I've never played organized hockey and I probably don't know the game better than you. Nor do I have any inside sources to relevant information(sounds familiar, eh?), but thanks to the internet and my absolute lack of a social life, let's rock and roll...

The last days of summer are taking their toll on my sanity (as my signing up for a blogger account will attest to). I find myself reading articles about anything hockey related just to avoid watching a baseball game or talking to a family member.

I'm going to give my best attempt at posting some vaguely amusing stuff on here. My initial thought is that it's going to be mainly Rangers related, but with the occasional splash of my thoughts on other goings-on in the League.

How I'm going to make it entertaining, and don't judge whether it is on this post, is anybody's guess. Some good old fashioned cussing, crass remarks about people of other ethnicities and ineptitude bordering on the ridiculous should all come together to make something worthwhile (?...I guess).

Anyway... wish me luck...

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